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‘Hello, I Identify As A Philosopher’ Sticker — For those who spend more time in their heads than anywhere else.
If overthinking was an Olympic sport, you’d have more gold than anyone. This sticker is your quiet nod to the endless questions, the deep thoughts, and the “wait, why though?” moments that make you who you are.
✨ Thoughtfully designed for minds that wander:
✅ Premium Vinyl – Water, scratch, and UV-resistant. Tough enough to survive your late-night existential crises.
✅ 1/8″ Kiss-Cut Border – Clean, precise edges to match your carefully constructed arguments.
✅ Removable Adhesive – So you can change your mind… again.
✅ Satin Finish – Smooth and subtle, like your best philosophical zingers.
✅ 4 Sizes Available – Perfect for laptops, journals, or any surface that needs a little intellectual flair.
🎁 Ideal gift for the introverted deep thinker
who’d rather muse in silence than shout over noise.
