Description
Warning: May Be Armed With Sarcastic Wit – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
Some people carry pepper spray. You carry sarcasm. This tee is your stylish warning label, complete with ultra-soft cotton and a back design that politely tells the world what they’re in for. Whether you’re deflecting small talk or delivering deadpan observations, it’s comfort with just the right amount of edge.
✨ Features for the socially clever and slightly dangerous
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Soft enough for lounging, strong enough for wordplay.
✅ “Warning: May Be Armed With Sarcastic Wit” Back Print – A gentle nudge to brace themselves before engaging.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Simple and clean with room for all your unspoken thoughts.
✅ No Side Seams – So nothing rubs you the wrong way… except maybe people.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Because sarcasm and sustainability can coexist.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – Fits every shade of introvert, from dry to extra crispy.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
Perfect for the quiet friend who always delivers the funniest line five seconds later. Whether it’s for birthdays, holidays, or personal armor against awkward conversations, this tee always hits the mark.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
