Description
Warning: Fragile (As In Bomb, Not Glass) – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
There’s fragile, and then there’s introvert-who-hasn’t-had-alone-time-in-days fragile. This soft-style cotton tee tells it like it is: you’re not delicate—you’re dangerous when pushed too far. With its comfy fit and quiet confidence, it’s the shirt for anyone who’s ever needed a little space (or a warning label).
✨ Features for the Silent Threat
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Soothingly soft for maximum comfort during emotional volatility.
✅ “Warning: Fragile (As In Bomb, Not Glass)” Back Design – Gives fair warning… without making eye contact.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Clean, unfussy, and versatile—like your mood before social interaction.
✅ No Side Seams – Smooth, seamless comfort for when you’re this close to imploding.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Sustainably made, because you may explode—but not the planet.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – Fits all fragility levels, from slightly irritable to DEFCON 1.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
Know someone who’s emotionally complex but cuddly at heart? This is the ultimate gift for that quiet soul who just might combust under pressure. Great for birthdays, mental health check-ins, or lowkey warnings to the world.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
