Description
Warning: May Intentionally Not Respond – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Tired of pretending you’re “just now seeing this”? This hoodie says what your unread messages have been implying all along. Designed for introverts who don’t owe everyone instant access, it’s warm, soft, and just blunt enough to buy you some breathing room.
✨ Features (because silence is golden)
✅ Cotton-Poly Blend – Soft enough to soothe your overstimulated soul without compromising comfort.
✅ Honest Back Design – A wearable autoresponder for when words feel like work.
✅ Pre-Shrunk – Because unexpected shrinkage is one thing you will respond to.
✅ Handy Front Pouch – Store snacks, earbuds, or your will to socialize (if found).
✅ Smooth Print Surface – Keeps your warning crisp even when your replies aren’t.
✅ Loose Fit – So comfy you’ll forget to check your notifications altogether.
🎁 For the friend who lives in Do Not Disturb mode
If you know someone who considers silence a form of self-care, this hoodie is the gift they didn’t ask for—and probably won’t reply about—but will love anyway.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
