Description
Warning: May Have an Irresistible Urge to Escape – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
Sometimes the only thing keeping you at an event is your ride home—and even that’s debatable. Enter this t-shirt. With its soft, breathable cotton and tongue-in-cheek back design, it signals to the world that your presence is already halfway out the door. A classic fit and subtle humor make it the ideal uniform for introverts stuck in social limbo.
✨ Features for the Escape Artist in Disguise
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Feels like a safe space, even when you’re not in one.
✅ “Warning: May Have an Irresistible Urge to Escape” Design – Honest. Bold. And just cryptic enough to get you out of a convo.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Designed for low-maintenance wear with high personal space priorities.
✅ Seam-Free Sides – No scratchy seams = no distractions while scanning for the exit.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Because introverts care about the planet, even if they avoid its people.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – One size for every level of introverted flight risk.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
Know someone who RSVP’d “yes” and immediately regretted it? This shirt is for them. Gift it to your favorite quiet soul who values comfort, boundaries, and the door closest to them.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
