Description
Warning: May Dissociate While You Talk To Me – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Let’s be honest — sometimes conversations feel like background noise to your inner monologue. This hoodie is made for those moments. Soft, roomy, and perfectly sarcastic, it makes it crystal clear that you might not be fully present, and that’s okay.
✨ Features (yes, we spaced out while writing this)
✅ Cotton-Poly Blend – Soft enough to wrap you in a hug while your soul temporarily logs off.
✅ Blunt & Brilliant Back Design – Sets the expectation: you might not be here right now.
✅ Pre-Shrunk – Won’t shrink, even if your attention span does.
✅ Front Pouch Pocket – Great for holding snacks… or grounding tools, if that’s your thing.
✅ Smooth Print Surface – Bold lettering that’s sharper than your focus.
✅ Chill Fit – Comfy and loose, just like your grip on this timeline.
🎁 The Ideal Gift for the Mentally MIA
Give it to your favorite dissociator or keep it for yourself — either way, this hoodie speaks for the part of you that’s already left the conversation.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
