Description
Warning: May Be Armed With Sarcastic Wit – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Let’s be honest — small talk is a battlefield, and your weapon of choice is sarcasm. This hoodie delivers warmth, comfort, and just the right amount of warning to keep overly cheerful people at bay. Perfect for introverts who like their clothes soft and their humor sharp.
✨ Features (Zero chill, maximum comfort)
✅ Soft Cotton-Poly Blend – Feels great while you mentally roast everyone around you.
✅ Bold Warning Design – Tells people you’re not to be messed with (unless they’re ready).
✅ Pre-Shrunk Fit – For consistent comfort, even after laundry day.
✅ Kangaroo Pocket – Great for keeping hands warm… or hiding eye rolls.
✅ Sharp Print Quality – Just like your sense of humor.
✅ Relaxed Fit – Moves with you, even when your tolerance doesn’t.
🎁 The Ideal Gift for the Sassiest Introvert
Know someone whose sarcasm is a lifestyle? This is their hoodie. Whether it’s a birthday, holiday, or just because they roasted you last week — it’s the perfect match.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
