Description
Warning: Can’t Handle Small Talk – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Because nothing drains the soul faster than weather chat and “so, what do you do?” conversations. This hoodie says it for you — loud enough to be read, but subtle enough to match your energy. Made from a breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend, pre-shrunk to keep its fit, and designed with enough room to hide in, it’s the socially averse dream come true.
✨ Features Worth Talking About (Briefly)
✅ Cotton-Poly Blend – Soft, warm, and quiet. Like you, but with sleeves.
✅ Bold Back Statement – “Warning: Can’t Handle Small Talk” lets others know to skip to the point… or skip you entirely.
✅ Pre-Shrunk & Consistently Cozy – Survives the wash just like you survive small talk — barely, but with dignity.
✅ Handy Pouch Pocket – Perfect for hiding your phone, snacks, or panic texts.
✅ High Stitch Density – Keeps the message sharp, even if you aren’t.
✅ Chill, Roomy Fit – Ideal for avoiding conversations and restrictive clothing.
🎁 Perfect Gift for the Small-Talk-Averse
Know someone who’d rather text than talk? Who nods a lot but says little? This hoodie is the gift that understands — no words necessary.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
