Hello I Identify As A Professional Netflix Binger Sticker

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‘Hello, I Identify As A Professional Netflix Binger’ Sticker — Because you and the algorithm are in a committed relationship.

You’ve cried over characters you met 6 hours ago. You’ve watched full seasons without blinking. You’ve canceled plans for premieres — and you’re proud of it. This sticker is made for the unapologetic Netflix aficionado who doesn’t just binge… they excel at it.

✨ Features so binge-worthy, they deserve their own mini-series:

✅ Premium Vinyl – Water, scratch, and UV-resistant. Survives popcorn grease and midnight tear stains.

✅ 1/8″ Kiss-Cut Border – Neat and satisfying, like finishing a season in one sitting.

✅ Removable Adhesive – Comes off easier than your excuses for not going out.

✅ Satin Finish – Sleek enough to match your watchlist.

✅ 4 Sizes Available – Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, or the snack stash that sees you through 10 episodes straight.

🎁 Ideal for the introverted binger who treats every Netflix session like a sport.

Whether it’s K-dramas, crime docs, or comfort rewatches, this sticker says, Yes, I’m still watching — and I’m thriving.”