Description
Warning: Burns Out Easily – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Sometimes being around people feels like running a marathon on 2% battery… in flip-flops. This “Warning: Burns Out Easily” hoodie is for those who need a built-in disclaimer. Crafted from a soft, breathable cotton-poly blend and pre-shrunk for consistent comfort, it’s the kind of hoodie you’ll reach for the moment your energy hits red. Let the message on your back do the social buffering while you hide in plain sight.
✨ Features That Protect Your Peace
✅ 50/50 Cotton-Poly Blend – Breathable and cozy, without the bulk. Perfect for downtime, meltdown prevention, or strategic ghosting.
✅ Statement Back Print – “Warning: Burns Out Easily” lets everyone know your tolerance for nonsense is running low.
✅ Pre-Shrunk & Ready to Relax – Holds its shape and fit no matter how many recovery days you need.
✅ Spacious Front Pouch Pocket – Store your phone, snacks, or an emergency excuse to leave.
✅ High Stitch Density – Clean, crisp printing that lasts as long as your patience doesn’t.
✅ Loose Fit for Extra Comfort – Great for layering or dramatic hoodie-hiding during burnout recovery.
🎁 Gift It to Your Favorite Introvert (or Yourself)
Ideal for the quiet friend who disappears after one social event or the coworker who flinches at “team-building.” This hoodie is a warm hug and a warning label in one.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
