Description
Warning: Can’t Handle Small Talk – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
Small talk: the ultimate introvert kryptonite. This tee skips the pleasantries and delivers the message straight—so you don’t have to. Crafted from ultra-soft, breathable cotton, it’s designed for maximum comfort during those uncomfortable moments. The bold back design keeps conversations short and sweet (or ideally, non-existent).
✨ Features for the Deep-Thoughts-Only Crowd
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Smooth, lightweight, and breathable—because if you’re going to dodge small talk, you might as well do it comfortably.
✅ “Warning: Can’t Handle Small Talk” Design – Loud enough to read, subtle enough to stay stylish.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Clean look, zero effort, perfect for introverted fashion minimalism.
✅ Seam-Free Sides – Nothing scratchy here—just uninterrupted comfort for your inner monologue.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Sustainable, like your commitment to avoiding weather-based conversations.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – Because social tolerance varies, but comfort shouldn’t.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
For that friend who disappears when the chat turns to weekend plans or celebrity gossip—this shirt is their new armor. Gift it to your favorite introvert who only speaks fluent “deep conversation.”
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
