Description
Warning: Fragile (As in Bomb, Not Glass) – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
You’re not breakable—you’re just… set to detonate under the right (or wrong) conditions. This hoodie says what you don’t want to have to repeat: handle with caution. With a cozy oversized fit and a bold back print, it’s made for those who recharge solo, explode internally, and look amazing doing it.
✨ Features (Soft on skin, dangerous in vibe)
✅ Cotton-Poly Blend – Warm, breathable, and way less volatile than your social tolerance.
✅ Warning Print on Back – For people who don’t understand body language but might understand large text.
✅ Pre-Shrunk Fit – Won’t shrink, even if your patience does.
✅ Kangaroo Pocket – Holds your phone, snacks, or existential dread.
✅ Clean, High-Stitch Surface – Message stays bold, even if your voice doesn’t.
✅ Relaxed Fit – For introverts who like space… and not being talked to.
🎁 The Perfect Gift for Explosively Quiet People
Know someone who gets this close to losing it at small talk? This is their uniform. Equal parts cozy and cautionary.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
