Description
Warning: Hazardous Social Interactions – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Some people thrive in social situations. You’re not one of them. This hoodie makes it clear you’d rather be anywhere else — like inside, under a blanket, preferably with no one around. Cozy on the inside, caution tape on the outside. Just how you like it.
✨ Features (No hazmat suit required)
✅ Soft Cotton-Poly Blend – Feels like safety. Looks like danger.
✅ Hazardous Warning on Back – Communicates your risk level without speaking.
✅ Pre-Shrunk Comfort – Stable, unlike your tolerance for forced interaction.
✅ Roomy Pouch Pocket – Storage for snacks, phones, or your fading will to socialize.
✅ Bold, High-Stitch Print – Ensures no one can say they weren’t warned.
✅ Relaxed Fit – Built for comfort, not confrontation.
🎁 A Top-Tier Gift for the Socially Drained
Know someone who flinches at “So, what do you do?” This is their armor. Thoughtful, hilarious, and oh-so-soft.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
