Description
Warning: Hazardous Social Interactions – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
You know those moments when small talk feels like a full-contact sport? This tee was made for them. With a cozy fit and a bold back design that reads “Warning: Hazardous Social Interactions,” it helps manage expectations—and keeps unwanted conversations at bay. Your quiet discomfort has never looked so stylish.
✨ Features built for self-preservation
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Light, breathable, and non-irritating (unlike most people).
✅ Bold “Warning: Hazardous Social Interactions” Back Print – Gets the message across before anyone gets too close.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Relaxed, clean lines that say “I’m chill,” even when you’re internally screaming.
✅ No Side Seams – Seamless comfort so you can fidget in peace.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Socially withdrawn, but ethically aligned.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – For introverts of all intensities.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
Know someone whose idea of horror is a team-building exercise? This shirt is their spirit animal. Great for birthdays, office gifts (ironically), or as a passive-aggressive way to get out of future plans.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
