Description
Warning: May Dissociate While You Talk To Me – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
Whether you’re stuck in a group chat in real life or trapped in a story you didn’t ask to hear, this shirt helps manage expectations. With a comfy classic fit and a back print that says what you’re too polite to admit, it’s introvert armor for mentally checking out mid-small talk.
✨ Features that get you (even when you don’t get reality)
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Lightweight and soft enough to wear while you mentally teleport.
✅ “Warning: May Dissociate While You Talk To Me” Back Print – Because sometimes you’re present…ish.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Low effort, high comfort—just how we like our social settings.
✅ No Side Seams – No irritating seams = fewer reasons to snap back into reality.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Sustainably made for ethically distant people.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – Whether you vanish in silence or with flair, there’s a size for you.
🎁 Ideal for gifting
Know someone who zones out mid-sentence with Olympic precision? This tee is the perfect passive-aggressive gift that says, “I see you… sort of.”
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
