Description
Warning: May Have An Irresistible Urge To Escape – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Socializing is fine… until it isn’t. This hoodie is the perfect wearable disclaimer for introverts who treat social events like stealth missions. With its soft blend, relaxed fit, and brutally honest message on the back, it lets everyone know your internal GPS is constantly calculating escape routes.
✨ Features (for when staying is optional)
✅ Cotton-Poly Blend – Soft, breathable, and cozy enough to calm your flight response (temporarily).
✅ Blunt Back Design – Says what your eyes have been screaming since you arrived.
✅ Pre-Shrunk Fabric – Because you shouldn’t have to escape from a poorly fitting hoodie.
✅ Front Pouch Pocket – Store your phone, keys, and your perfectly rehearsed excuses.
✅ High Stitch Density – Ensures the warning stays clear, even if your intentions don’t.
✅ Chill Fit – Loose and comfy enough to blend into any background… or make a quiet exit.
🎁 The Ideal Gift for the Constantly One-Foot-Out-the-Door Crowd
Know someone who RSVP’d “yes” but spiritually stayed home? This hoodie gets them. Great for birthdays, holidays, or just letting the world know you’re always a flight risk.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
