Description
Warning: May Suddenly Retreat – Unisex Cotton-Poly Hoodie
Some days, socializing feels like a full-contact sport—and when the whistle blows, you’re out. This hoodie is built for introverts who know when to bow out gracefully. Soft, warm, and featuring a bold back design, it’s the perfect reminder that sudden retreats are just part of your self-care strategy.
✨ Features That Let You Disappear in Style:
✅ Premium Cotton-Poly Blend – Keeps you cozy during those stealthy exits.
✅ Bold Back Print – Sends a clear message without having to say a word.
✅ Pre-Shrunk – So it fits just right every time, no surprises.
✅ Spacious Front Pouch – Hold your essentials before your quick getaway.
✅ Smooth, Crisp Print Surface – Ensures your warning stays sharp.
✅ Relaxed Fit – Comfortably loose, because retreating needs space.
🎁 Gift This to Your Favorite Social Ninja
Know someone who’s mastered the art of the disappearing act? This hoodie is the perfect way to honor their introverted superpower while keeping them cozy.
Size chart for your convivence
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 | 76.20 | 81.28 | 86.36 |
| Length, cm | 68.58 | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 | 86.36 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), cm | 87.63 | 90.17 | 92.71 | 95.25 | 97.79 | 99.06 | 100.33 | 101.60 |
