Description
Warning: May Suddenly Retreat – Unisex Soft-Style Cotton T-Shirt
Sometimes, social situations call for a quick exit—and this shirt says it all without a word. Designed for introverts who prefer disappearing acts over small talk, it’s soft, comfy, and your quiet way of letting others know you might vanish at any moment.
✨ Features for those who value stealth and comfort
✅ 100% Soft, Ring-Spun Cotton – Comfortable enough for last-minute getaways.
✅ “Warning: May Suddenly Retreat” Back Print – Your silent “do not follow” sign.
✅ Classic Fit with Ribbed Collar – Easy fit for smooth escapes.
✅ No Side Seams – No irritation while you plot your exit.
✅ Ethically Made & Oeko-Tex Certified – Because even retreats should be responsible.
✅ Sizes S to 3XL – For all introverts ready to disappear in style.
🎁 Perfect for gifting
Know someone who vanishes like a ninja at social events? This tee is the ultimate introvert-approved signal for their stealth mode.
Size chart for your convenience:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 45.72 | 50.80 | 55.88 | 60.96 | 66.04 | 71.12 |
| Length, cm | 71.12 | 73.66 | 76.20 | 78.74 | 81.28 | 83.82 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 20.90 | 21.60 | 22.20 | 22.90 | 23.50 | 24.10 |
