Warning: May Dissociate While You Talk To Me Hoodie

If I’m staring through you, don’t take it personally.

Let’s be honest — sometimes conversations feel like background noise to your inner monologue. This hoodie is made for those moments. Soft, roomy, and perfectly sarcastic, it makes it crystal clear that you might not be fully present, and that’s okay.

🌀 Perfect for zoning out while staying comfy
🎁 The gift that says, “I’m listening… kind of”

4$ Delivery Charge.
Delivers anywhere in Lebanon (except dangerous zones) in 7 business days.

To enhance durability, please follow these guidelines:
Flip inside out (protects the print)
Wash cold
Do not bleach
Do not iron directly on the design